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Generation III 

Safe. Natural. Revolutionary.

Sulfated polysaccharides boost yout immune system.
 Glycoproteins promote protein synthesis.

Synthetic synovial fluid approved by doctors for joint therapy.


February 15, 2017

- Due to the increase in fraudulent purchases via credit card, we will no longer be accepting this form of payment without a call into our office and proof of identification emailed to us prior to the start of the transaction.

-With this new company policy in effect, we will give an additional 10% off for purchases paid for by money orders (Western Union, Postal, etc.)

-As stated on our Front page, USE PUMP20 code and receive 20% off all Generation III purchases paid for through PayPal ( our preferred method of payment). This promotion is strictly on Generation III due to our Generation II products already being heavily discounted.





› Reduced Cholesterol Levels
Friendly and Helpful Service
Fast and Discreet Shipping


   Painless Pumps Generation III contains 39% more Glyco Proteins and 10% more Sulfated Polysaccharides then it's predecessor (Generation II).  The combination of which will result in faster gains while strengthening your immune system;repairing your muscle tissue in the process. 

     It was created to be designed and produced with an emphasis on the experienced professional and amateur bodybuilding athlete.

Painless Pumps is a safe and painless alternative to Synthol that is accepted by your body because it is a synthetic copy of your own body's natural oils.  Unlike Synthol, Painless Pumps works with your natural oils and continues to work even after use. We are committed to providing a tested, proven product. This is not an oil that is made to be orally ingested (like other seos are).